👹 Enemy of the Year: The Architects of Artificial Intelligence
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Fuck AI.
2025 ENEMY OF THE YEAR
The Architects of Artificial Intelligence
Time Magazine chose The Architects of AI as its 2025 Person of the Year. What a load of BullShit! If 2025 taught us anything, it’s that Artificial Intelligence is a house of cards on the brink of collapse. The articles are plentiful outlining how all these companies are just shuffling investments between themselves to inflate their value. OpenAI will probably never be profitable, but it’s the biggest company in the world. They’re flooding our feeds with idiotic AI-generated slop that usually doesn’t even fool Boomers! They’re demolishing the planet to build data centers and drying up all our water to make dumbass cartoons. They’re constantly saying they’re on the brink of AGI, that which will finally overtake human intelligence and enslave us, only to roll out some stupid Shit like an entire app dedicated to AI #content. They ganged up to get Furher Trump elected so they could keep doing this heinous Shit completely unchecked, with their only goals being getting richer and figuring out how to push us further into addiction to our fucking phones. These fucking losers have such a pathetic human existence that they genuinely want to upload themselves (and everyone else) to the cloud and live forever in Loser Fantasy Land.
Peter Thiel, Chief Architect of AI HorseShit, claims impeding development is the work of the Antichrist. Sounds like something the Antichrist would say! This evil motherfucker made his billions by founding PayPal. He acquired Elon Musk’s X.com shortly after, setting that DipShit on his path to becoming the world’s leading snake-oil salesman and preeminent Nazi.
PayPal’s fraud detection software was so good that Thiel figured it could be used to identify and prevent potential terrorists and other bad actors. He repackaged the tech as a “data analytics” company called Palantir in 2003, conveniently founded at the same time that the US government shuttered a mass-surveillance initiative called Total Information Awareness after public outrage. In-Q-Tel, the venture capital firm controlled by the Central Intelligence Agency and other US intelligence agencies, was the only investor in Palantir for the first several years. Palantir is now used by governments around the world to surveil their citizens and slaughter their enemies (and commit Genocide in Gaza).
Thiel used his newfound riches to become the first outside investor in Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook, now known as Meta, which is a key player in shoving AI BullShit down our throats. In another startling coincidence, Facebook was launched on the exact same day that the Department of Defense officially shut down a program called LifeLog, which aimed to compile a massive electronic database of every activity and relationship a person engages in. Interesting!
Thiel went on to become an initial investor in Sam Altman’s OpenAI, that of world-altering ChatGPT. Altman is a well-known Thiel protege who believes AI will lead to the end of the world and supports universal basic income because he thinks it’s also going to decimate jobs and civilization as we know it. Interesting that these beliefs don’t stop him from developing it, though!
Back in 2022, Thiel threw his billions into politics. He backed a successful Republican candidate for US Senate: JD Vance. Vance worked for Thiel at Mithril Capital before his rise to prominence, and likely secured his role as Vice President as a thank you for Thiel and company’s significant backing of Fuhrer Trump in 2024.
In conclusion, Fuck the Architects of AI! Fuck Peter Thiel! Fuck You if you’re with Them! Let’s make sure The Architects of AI’s DOWNFALL is Time’s pick for 2026!
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