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THE BEST BLANK T-SHIRTS
Heard man talk about drip, rudeboy, what you know about splash?
Feb 24
TWR NBA All-Star Recap
I like slam dunks, take me to the hoop / My favorite play is the alley-oop / I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go / 'Cause it's basketball…
Feb 17
Shai & Chalamet Stunt, Kid Rocks Fedora, and a Barefoot Buffoon
INFANTRY ANALYSIS: Soldiers and Enemies of the Week
Feb 12
Salute from Sunny Seattle
Don't like the look of this old town / What goes up must come down / Character is lost and found / On unfamiliar playing ground
Feb 10
INFANTRY ANALYSIS: Soldiers and Enemies of the Week [GRAMMYS EDITION]
Men of Valor, Men of Shame
Feb 5
I'm Going To Get Mine More Than I Get Got
It all keeps adding up / I think I'm cracking up / Am I just paranoid? / Am I just stoned?
Feb 3

January 2026

INFANTRY ANALYSIS: Soldiers and Enemies of the Week
Men of Valor, Men of Shame
Jan 29
All War is a Symptom of Man's Failure as a Dressing Animal
And when we do / What's it all for? / You better live now / 'Fore the grim reaper come knocking on your door
Jan 27
Heavy Rotation: What We're Wearing Lately
January Garms
Jan 24
INFANTRY ANALYSIS: Soldiers and Enemies of the Week
Men of Valor, Men of Shame
Jan 22
Either Garms Are Obsolete Or Men Are
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
Jan 20
🫡SOLDIERS of the WEEK🫡
The Realest of the Real
Jan 15
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