Archive - THE WAR REPORT

Do Androids Dream of Palantir Merch?

I been around the world thrice times, I mean what I say / From that Panama sun to France's Champs-Élysées / Grind so deep-rooted, I can't turn away

Oct 14

SOUNDS of WAR - October 2025

I'ma die for this shawty man I swear to god

Oct 10 •

Garms to Get You Off Your Ass and Living Life

What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' / They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em / While arms warehouses fill as quick as…

Oct 7

September 2025

Ain't No Such Thing As Halfway Dressed

And since a man can't make one / He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one / So will the real men get up? / I know you're fed up…

Sep 30

Get Dressed to go to WAR !!!!!!!

Wasted so much time stuntin' for folk (Wasted so much time!) / When really the whole time, I was stuntin' my growth (Can't get that back!)

Sep 23

Short Suits are for Losers

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat / Just a rhyme without a reason / Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days / Now your life is out of season

Sep 16

SOUNDS of WAR - September 2025

Calm like a Bomb

Sep 12 •

Support Your Local Garm Manufacturer

See the first they roll around and their bills they cannot pay / So some be trappin', some be dyin', bow our heads and let us pray / Amen

Sep 9

Garms Going Wacko Mode

Put 100K in my grills, shawty / That’s the way that I feel, shawty / Ice cream on my face and chain / 'Cause that’s the life that I live, shawty

Sep 2

August 2025

Worldly Garms for the Cultured Soldier

Hundred out the lot / I be leanin', that CÎROC / Hundred large, bring a mop / Car's tinted like Barack

Aug 26

TWR In The FIELD: Endless Beauty Portland Premiere

Reporting from the Sci-Fi Fantasy premiere at CCS in Portland

Aug 22

Feats of Athleticism and the Gear You Need to Perform Them

All the power's in the hands / Of the people rich enough to buy it / While we walk the street / Too chicken to even try it

Aug 19

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